The Logical Male Title: Is Jesus Coming or Just Oil Prices? Welcome to World War Woke.
Let’s get this straight. Israel bombs Iran’s nuclear sites, takes out a few top dogs, and suddenly everyone’s clutching pearls, whispering, “Is this the start of World War III?”
Well, maybe. Or maybe it’s just another Tuesday in the Middle East.
According to reports, Israel decided it’s not cool with Iran playing real-life Fallout with uranium, so they took the initiative. Direct airstrikes, surgical hits, and suddenly Iran’s yelling across the desert, threatening “consequences.” Which, let’s be honest, usually means a press conference, some awkward chest thumping, and then a proxy militia firing off fireworks in the wrong direction.
But wait, it gets better. Global oil prices spiked 8-12% the moment the first missile flew. Which means your gas tank is now an investment portfolio, and Joe in Oklahoma is refinancing his house just to get to work.
And amidst this geopolitical slap-fight, some folks are wondering, Is this the Second Coming?
Yes. Jesus Christ might be coming back. Not because the world is ready, but because He forgot His charger and came back to see us dancing on the edge of nuclear war and moral insanity.
Here’s what they’re not saying: these governments love a crisis. War boosts ratings, spikes oil, and gives every failed politician a fresh soundbite. While Israel and Iran saber-rattle, the U.S. sends “advisors” and the Pentagon watches with popcorn. All while pretending this doesn’t involve them, even though they wrote half the script.
Meanwhile, average Americans are told to care deeply about Ukraine, Gaza, and now Tehran, while ignoring the fact that groceries cost more than gold bars and our southern border is flimsier than a pride flag in a Texas thunderstorm.
This ain’t just geopolitics. It’s religion, ego, and economics stirred into a Molotov cocktail. And here’s the kicker: the war drums are getting louder, the media is spinning harder, and the stock market is grinning like a lobbyist at a defense budget hearing.
So yeah, maybe Jesus is coming back. Or maybe the elites are just trying to keep you broke, scared, and distracted while they rearrange the world order behind closed doors.
Either way? Don’t expect CNN to explain it. They’re too busy covering TikTok trends and gaslighting you about why it’s your fault you can’t afford bacon.
Stay loud. Stay logical. And keep your eye on the sky—because it’s either gonna be an F-35 or the Son of Man.
– The Logical Male
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